Humor On Relationship

Wife : What are you doing?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing…? You’ve bee reading our marriage certificate for like an hour.

Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure! what are my choices hun?

Wife : YES or NO

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Stress Reliever Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your

                               burden.

Boy : Awwww…its very sweet of you darling. But i dont have any worries or troubles.

Stress Reliever Girl : Well, that’s because we aren’t married yet.

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GF : One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

BF : Ghee! thanks for the early warning.

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2 responses to “Humor On Relationship

  1. Haha, men and women, never in peace :p

  2. mars and venus… what to expect? huhu

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