Rock ‘n’ Rolla

Have you guys watch this movie? I’ve watched it last year. And it became one of my favourite movie as well. I watched like more than 5 times. A movie by Guy Ritchie. It’s sorta gangster and mafia kind of movie. I love the accent in this movie that made it so original!

 

Rock 'n' Rolla

 

1.

One Two: Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
Handsome Bob: What have I got to cheer up about? I’ll be locked up in an 8-by-10 tomorrow night.
One Two: Bob, that’s tomorrow night, okay? So tonight is take off time. And we have got a party planned for you, my man. We got a couple of grams of hurry up and four Jack the Rippers. We’ve got the Harris twins. Probably the most expensive escort girls ever to have escorted. Got the night off from the Russians and they have been greased down just for the Bobski.
[Handsome Bob rubs his eyes, still seems stressed]
One Two: Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
Handsome Bob: It’s not that I’m not grateful, it’s just…
One Two: What? It’s just what?
Handsome Bob: You wouldn’t understand.
One Two: Come on, Bobby boy, that’s not fair. I’d understand anything coming from you.
Handsome Bob: [Handsome Bob surveys him] Would you?
One Two: Bob, you’re my best mate.
Handsome Bob: [Handsome Bob thinks about it for a moment] You see, I don’t want the stripper, One Two.
One Two: [One Two nods] Okay.
Handsome Bob: I want you.
One Two: [One Two chuckles, but Handsome Bob remains serious. Tires screech. Car comes to an abrupt stop] Dirty Bastard.
[One two leaves the car, walks around]
One Two: You dirty bastard! Bob, I know all your girlfriends, all of them.
Handsome Bob: I told you, you wouldn’t understand.
One Two: What, I wouldn’t understand that you’re a fucking homo? You’re Handsome Bob. You’re Handsome Bob, the fucking lady-killer, that’s who you are. Do you hear me, Bob? I mean, I’ve had showers with you, man. You’ve seen my fucking cock.
Handsome Bob: I should have just kept my mouth shut.
One Two: Yeah you’re right, you should have kept your mouth shut!
[Handsome Bob buries his face in his hands]
One Two: We should’ve just gone and done the strippers like Handsome Bob would’ve done. You should just drown the cat instead of letting it out. No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.
Handsome Bob: [Handsome Bob still has his head buried in his hands. One Two enters the car] I am so sorry.
One Two: Well, I’m sorry.
Handsome Bob: No, I’m sorry.
One Two: No, I’m sorry.
Handsome Bob: No, no, I’m sorry.
One Two: No, I’m fucking sorry, Bob, all right? I went over the top a bit. And it was a bit of a fucking surprise, Bob. It was a big of broadside.
Handsome Bob: It’s fine, it’s fine. Five years, you know, I don’t know if I can handle it.
One Two: I don’t know what I was thinking, Bob. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gay, or whatever it is you call it, I don’t know. I mean, there’s gonna be plenty of your lot in there. You’ll probably love it.
[Bob buries his hands again, groaning, says “Oh God”]
One Two: What -? What exactly is it that you…? That you want to do to me, then, Bob?

 

 

2.

Mumbles: Who the fuck is Sydney Shaw?
One Two: No, Sydney Shaw is a pseudonym you idiot. They never use their real name. Look, get around here and let me have a look, okay?
Mumbles: All right… Where did he learn a word like pseudonym?

 

 

3.

One Two: I’ve got one just like that at home, but with a little boy fishing.
Stella: Is that what they call humor where you’re from?
One Two: Is that what they call art where you’re from?

 

4.

One Two: Nice shoes by the way.
Stella: Thank you. You will be able to afford a pair of your own in a couple of days.

 

 

5.

Archie: People ask the question… what’s a RocknRolla? And I tell ’em – it’s not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There’s more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life – some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he’s different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

 

6.

Lenny Cole: I thought you lot drink vodka.
Uri: Whisky is the new vodka.
Lenny Cole: I thought you’d join me.
Uri: I don’t drink.

 

7.

Archie: Oi, Jackie! Fancy a little run around with the Councilor?
Jackie: Only if he’s wicked.
Councillor: What’s she mean by that?

 

You can read Rock \’n\’ Rolla synopsis here .

Enjoy watching the movie guys!

Half Nelson

Ladies & gentleman, introducing …

 

 

Half Nelson

 

Half Nelson. One of my favourite movie. 

  

Favourite quotes from this movie: 

1. 

Isabel: Are you a communist?
Dan: What?
Isabel: I was looking through your books. Che in Africa?
Dan: So?
Isabel: The Communist Manifesto?
Dan: If I had a copy of Mein Kampf, would that make me a Nazi?
Isabel: [Eating leftover dinner] You know, this is really good. Very tasty.
Dan: You should try it warm.
Isabel: Well, you don’t have a copy of Mein Kampf, but if you did, then yes, I’d ask if you were a Nazi.
Dan: Maybe I’m hiding it.
Isabel: Why would you hide it?
Dan: ‘Cause it’s just not cool to be a Nazi anymore, baby. 

  

  

2. 

Dan: Who might say that Aristotle’s wrong, right? But that doesn’t make any sense; these things need each other. The idea that… that all God’s creations are perfect, perfect – so just to suggest that – that a tree it’s – it’s crooked and it’s straight… it’s strong and it’s weak… is to suggest that – that God created something imperfect. They do however acknowledge it in people; we are sinners but we can strive to be good just not in nature itself I guess.
 

  

   

   

3. 

Dan: I used to be so fucked. I used to be so fucked up. I was just out there. You know? But I fucking cleaned up. I cleaned up,
[snorts a line of cocaine]
Dan: For the most part. I do it now to get by, but I can handle it. You know what I mean? I tried the rehab thing. I tried it. But it didn’t work, Didn’t work. It works for some people. My ex girlfriend is getting married. That’s how it works for some people. Right? Didn’t work for me. The kids keep me focused. And I…
 

 

With Ryan Gosling as Dan, what more could you ask for a good movie?

I really (times 10) this movie. I can watch it over and over again with enthusiasm. I’m cursed by Half Nelson which I happen to like it..and I don’t mind.

 

 

a scene from Half Nelson

  

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http://www.halfnelsonthefilm.co.uk/